my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication?
my crush: hi
American Horror Story: Flappy Bird
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
I wish my wallet came with free refills
dont trust no one so i watch my own back